“She’s a f—king bitch, f—k you, asshole,” screams Larissa Dos Santos. And with that, 90 Day Fiancé is back, y’all.

Season 4 of the franchise’s Happily Ever After spinoff is returning to TLC, home of quality television, next Sunday, April 28. The explosive trailer dropped today, and it looks like Jay’s Tinder cheating, Nicole’s terrible parenting, and Larissa’s arrest are about to be topped with this season’s drama.

Buckle up for your 15-hour flight to Morocco, because this season looks far more insane than any that’s come before. Here are some predictions for the season, based on the trailer, which you can watch below.

Paola will partake in 75 nude pregnancy photoshoots.

I love this Colombian soon-to-be-mamma. If you follow Paola on Instagram, as I do, you will see she has posted not one, but FIVE sexy pregnancy shots. TBH…goals. We can predict this season will follow her pregnancy journey and culminate in the birth of her son Axel. We can also hope for a guest appearance by instigator extraordinaire, Juan, popping off and terrorizing “Godfearing Oklahoman” Russ for his whiteness.

TV’s favorite throuple, Colty, Larissa, and his mom Debbie, will fight. A lot.

If you’ve ever watched 90 Day Fiancé and thought for a second you were watching an episode of Cops, you have Larissa and Colty (and Colty’s mom) to thank for that. I don’t know two people who hate each other as much as Larissa and Li’l Debbie. Let us not forget: “Who is against the queen will die!”

Pedro will lie to Chantel in Spanish and she will squint a lot while she tries to understand him.

Someone get this woman a pair of glasses! It seems Beautiful Chantel might have been hoodwinked and bamboozled, à la Ja Rule, in a K1 visa fraud case. Her family is telling her one thing, the evidence is telling her the same thing, and yet she has a spin-off to produce, so she will remain confused.

Jay and Ashley are together still? Maybe?

It’s very unclear what’s going on with these two. Are they together? Are they separated? Only 42 minutes of weekly television will tell.

Andrei and Elizabeth are manufacturing drama to get more airtime.

I feel like a large majority of that trailer was dedicated to two people that I’m not as invested in as the rest of the cast. Andrei does seem super controlling, but Elizabeth reminds me of someone who plays “Fight Song” every morning on her daily jogs, so I can’t see her taking it lying down.

May takes Morocco!

Chances are Nicole will travel to Morocco (with May!) for a third time, even though Azan is actively cheating and refuses to answer his phone. How Nicole can afford international flights so often while I get push alerts that my account balance has fallen below $25 twice a month is a mystery I need to solve.

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