“I should leave your ass” is a statement that could have been uttered by any cast member, at any time, on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. This time it was Ashley’s turn to say it, when her ex-boyfriend recommended she leave her Tinder-loving boo Jay. Is he wrong? The answer is a definitive no.
Beyond Jay and Ashley’s will-they-stay-together or will-they-break up antics, here’s everything that went down on episode three of 90 Day Fiance.
Larissa’s case got dismissed, ya’ll! Homegirl has finally changed out of her lace pajamas featured in episode one and two and is now a free bird (in a suit). Lil’ Debbie, supportive as ever, drove the criminal to court, and waited outside while the verdict was announced. Colt, like the terrible husband he is, was nowhere to be seen. He brought flowers home after work and the two people with the least amount of chemistry ever have decided to work it out. Good luck to you fools.
Larissa and Adam sitting in a tree D-I-V-O-R-C-I-N-G.
Larissa’s attorney, who she continually referred to as hot during her trial, also seemed to have charmed the judge as her assault case was dismissed. She also won’t potentially be deported but she might have found love in her legal counsel. The two were definitely flirting on the courthouse steps. What I wouldn’t give for a spinoff of Larissa and her attorney Adam. Working titles include: Legal Woes, ‘Til Debbie Do Us Part, Divas of Deportation.
Elizabeth’s dad just wants them to make it nice!
Elizabeth’s dad, who is currently bankrolling Andrei and Lizzie’s lifestyle, was not here for the overgrown weeds in the front lawn of the house he bought them. I don’t hate Andrei and do think her father is controlling. However, I may be projecting some negative feelings because Pappa Liz is a dead ringer for Trump. “The weeds were huuuuuugeee.”
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Where in the world is Paola?
Big Paola Energy. Paola was two hours late for her baby shower. Flex. Just came to open presents. Flex. Then complained people left early. Flex.
Slimeball Azan is trying to slither around the world
This episode revealed that Azan was rejected from entering both the U.S. and South Korea. Hmmm. That doesn’t seem right. Nicole’s mom smells something fishy and so does the entire world. Who gets rejected twice from two different countries without any explanation? Exclusively Azan (and Julian Assange). I don’t trust Azan as far as I can throw him. (And that would be very far because he is a slight, little man.)
Pedro is scamming you Chantel
I want to support any storyline that will further The Family Chantel narrative but I can’t stand for this! Chantel, I know you’re reading: Pedro is scamming you! He’s planning on leaving you and moving back to the Dominican Republic. It seems very clear he used Chantel for a visa. To quote Ashley’s ex-mans: leave his ass!