The first episode of 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After has arrived, and with it a few nuggets of golden age television drama. Chantel’s had a beauty glow-up, Larissa only wears pajamas fit for children, and Azan…has yet to make a camera appearance. Here’s a breakdown of the batshit crazy things that went down in the one-hour sneak peek of the premiere. Stay tuned for the real premiere which airs next Sunday, April 28 at 8pm ET.
It only took 93 days for Jay to cheat on Ashley.
Well, that was quick! Ashley and Jay are most definitely still together, despite what the savvy TLC producers want us to believe. Ashley screaming at Jay in the car over “texting bitches” was very Rob and Chyna 2016 energy. But besides weird iPhone lap dance video montages, nothing new was revealed about these two love birds.
Larissa flushed her wedding ring down the toilet.
Li’l Debbie was not happy about this! Larissa launched the ring down the lavatory because she justifiably hates her new life in America. Who can blame her? Colt(ee) has moved her to the middle of nowhere Vegas and called the police on her a number of times. Debbie also calls her a bitch at every turn. Woof.
Larissa went to jail two days before her wedding.
Larissa revealed the details around her January arrest. The two had a fight that escalated quickly, with Colt(ee) eventually planning to call off the wedding. One thing led to another, and he called the police because Larissa allegedly pushed and scratched him. “I saw people who looked to me that wanted to kill me,” De Los Santos explained of her 48 hours of jail time. In true Colt and Larissa toxicity, the couple married later that week.
Pedro and Chantel might be moving to Savannah, Georgia.
Pedro still isn’t talking to Chantel’s family after the big fight of last season. He wants to get away from Chantel’s brother River, but Chantel is worried that her school credits won’t transfer in a new city. Chantel also wishes she had a baby by now, but things have been too rocky between the
Capulets and Montagues Jimenos and Everetts.
Azan stole Nicole’s money.
In news everyone saw coming, Azan took Nicole’s money from the business they were working on together. The couple is still together after the cheating and the fraud, but who knows what the future will hold. A trip to Morocco?
Russ is dragging Paola to Oklahoma…again.
Russ wants Paola to return to…*shudders* Oklahoma. Paola is not feeling the pending trip at all. The last time she visited the Sooner State, Russ’s mom wasn’t all that happy with Pao’s pajama-meets-lingerie ensemble. But Pao’s lace PJs look modest compared to the tankini sleepwear Larissa exclusively wore in the episode.
Andrei is controlling Elizabeth.
It feels like these two are manufacturing drama. Elizabeth is expecting, Andrei is condescending, and Elizabeth’s family wants airtime—a tale as old as time.